Kyle Partlow
Kyle and his scoot "Major
Malfunction"
Kyle Partlow
Kyle and his scoot "Major
Malfunction"
1 .... Name.... Kyle Partlow
2 .... Age.... 41
3 .... Town.... Gloversville, NY USA
4 ....Occupation Fire-fighter / SSgt USAFANG
5 .... Married? Wife's name, kids? ages etc... Divorced ..Kids (2) Kevin 21 &
Megan 19
6 .... Hobbies other than soul/Scootering Snowboarding, Firearms, magic ( the
stage not the occult)
7 ...-..Plastic Scooters yes, no not bothered not bothered, the more small
wheels on the road the safer it is for all of us , because they start looking
for us.
Hell, I don't have allot of scooters to ride with here and some of my friends
have motorcycles so I end up riding with Harleys & Indians.
8 .... 3 Favourite Soul/Scootering events/venues of the
past.... Niagara (Thanks to the Tundra Schmucks for 10 Years of Mudslinging
goodness)
Boston Stranglers Eviction Rally (were else do the cops come and try to shut you
down at 2 AM every year.)
Chequered Demons Narrowsburg Rally
9 .... Favourite Soul/Scootering events/venues of the
present.... All of the above are still going and getting stronger
10 .... 5 Favourite Scooters Custom or model
1. TV 200 Lambretta
2. "Major Malfunction" My frankenbretta made out of parts on my workshop shelf
3. Woody of the Boston Stranglers custom Lammy chopper
4.SX200 Lambretta
5. Durkopp Diana
11 .... 5 Favourite present sounds....
"3rd shift relieved of duty " (that's what the PA says when I get off of work
and am free to ride)
12 .... 3 Favourite albums....
Kinks best of
U2 Rattle & Hum
Stevie Ray Vaughan "Texas Flood"
13 .... Favourite non soul/Scooter/Mod singer/group....
14 .... Person you would like to be stranded on a dessert
Island with (Apart from Janine!).... Liz Hurley
15 .... Person you wouldn't like to be stranded on a dessert
island with.... Hillary Clinton (she would be even more useless there)
16 .... Pet hates....
Old ladies who don't signal left turns (We drive on the RIGHT side of the road
over her) and
Trucks/SUV's that push into your lane
Newbee Scooterists who "Know it all" first afternoon of the rally, but want you
to be their personal mechanic on the side of the road, or 3 minutes before the
big ride out.
17.....Best dealer
Chelsea at SCOMO in Virginia, cause she is the party that rocks my scooters
world. She has all the parts to keep my 8 Lambrettas and 1 Vespa running.
Thanks Chelsea
18.....Worst dealer experience
Rather not say ..
19.....How did you find out about the AFSC?
GOOGLE searching for scooter related sites.